Star Wars’ Baby Porgs Are Terrifying

Is this Star Wars or a horror movie from the 80's?

Look, we all love Porgs, this is a fact. It’s pure science at this point that our love for Porgs, the little puffin/penguin/hamster like creatures from the upcoming Star Wars: The Last Jedi, is limitless. No wonder they’re stealing the show! However, you think Porgs have always been these perfect avatars of cuteness? Nah, friend, nah. Read on — or — why not just have a look. You see that mewling little blob of what look like three fetuses sewn together? Yeah folks. THAT’S what Porgs look like.

Yup, that puts it about right. These revolting, blubbering, terrifying fetuses look like they belong in a Cronenberg film about how children suck the life energy out of you, or something like that… not in a fun, family Star Wars film! Oh, Porgs. We can’t wait for you to glow-up and turn into the hunky Porgs with a sense of culture and class we all know and love.

What do you think of the baby Porgs? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.

Also, if you love Star Wars, you probably love Mark Hamill. Check out Mark Hamill reading Trump Tweets as The Joker here.

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